Thank you for your application of admission. We, at the University of Indecisive Travels have gone through your application and have made a decision. We apologize that it took some time, quite a bit of time, we had an influx of very high qualified applicants and the decision making was very difficult. To give you an idea of what we took into consideration: grades, GPA, how cute you are in the photo you attached, and how much fun our committee had in trying to decipher your name! Wow! What were your parents thinking?! I would be SO curious to meet them.
Furthermore, one member of our admissions Committee by the name of Rey Zing, was very very indecisive (more so then the rest) However, after much thinking, crying, banging her head to the wall, and just straight up staring into space she decided that she no longer wants to be a part of the committee and needs to take a break and go to Great Britain instead. This threw us all off, as we were one man (woman!) down! When we asked Rey Zing why she is doing this, she said that she needs to detach from this tough decision making and that she doesn't want peoples futures to be stuck in her hands. She said she is not God...I was surprised. Instead, she said she wanted to go trek through Great Brittain.... on foot... (that crazy b*$#%!) with her sister. We were all wondering who this mysterious sister was that suddenly attracted her to the Googer Booger (as we call Great Britan here in the office) so we asked her about it. She said that she and her sister have never explored a foreign land together, and that it was in her utmost desire and interest to hold a travel book, and explore foreign lands with her, discover, discover, and learn. She had this odd excitement in her, when she said she really wanted to munch on a 'very welsh breakfast' and discover the history of random ruins along the hills and coast, and listen to her sister tell stories of medieval times and things she has learned and discovered throughout her studies. Rey Zing also kept drawing picture of her and her sister sitting on green hills with their feet dangling off a brick ruin wall, singing Irish melodies and nibbling on biscuits...yes nibbling. In these photos, oddly, she had a smile drawn on her face, her sister had a smile drawn on her face too but for some reason she was also holding a vacuum on the hills! Odd! Regardless, Rey Zing was out the door in about 2 minutes after making this decision. Mind you, all this was said by her in a very fake and desperate English Accent. All of us here in the office, felt so BAD for this mysterious sister! We were worried she did not know what she was truly in for.
.......that was until....until....we took a closer look at the drawing she made of her sister, and felt sudden Deja Vu....that sister...was
.....you, Choosefeer....................
Choosefeer, we are at a loss for words, here at the admissions office. Confused. Struck. Confuddled. Regardless we would like to say that you have been admitted to the University of Indecisive Travels. Please be safe and stay alive when Rey Zing visits you (do you even know about this?) We really want you here at our university.
Admissions Head
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